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🎙️Group Chat Podcast: Not Mott’s Mailbag (EP:21) } Crispy Burger Chaos & the Great Dial-Up Debate

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast – Not Mott’s Mailbag (EP 21)
Brought to you by LaFouche Concert & Events Club – where questions get weird, answers get worse, and somebody’s guaranteed to say something they’ll regret.

This week’s Mailbag takes us from men buying their own rings 💍 (spoiler: don’t) to whether high-speed internet is worth pooping in a porta potty forever 💩 (spoiler: absolutely). Tommy relives his VCR glory days, Nick argues with logic itself, Damien invents “King Bidet,” and Casey debates the proper A/C settings for an outhouse.

The guys also:
🔥 Debate which Sun Belt team could survive in the SEC with $52 million and a dream
🕰️ Pick which decade they’d live in permanently if sent back in time (spoiler: no one’s surviving the ‘80s)
🕓 Rage about Daylight Savings like it personally stole their Wi-Fi
🍔 Argue about people losing their minds over Crispy Burger reviews
🏀 Somehow end up talking WNBA, bidets, and youth sports logistics all in the same breath

Basically — it’s another week of chaos, caffeine, and questionable opinions from the bayou’s loudest group chat.

Group Chat Podcast |🎙️Mount Rushmore: Guilty Pleasures Edition🪞

🎙️ Mount Rushmore: Guilty Pleasures Edition 🪞

Welcome to the episode where the Group Chat Podcast crew decided to completely out themselves. This week’s Mount Rushmore wasn’t about athletes, snacks, or local legends — it was about our personal guilty pleasures, and let’s just say… we learned way too much about each other.

From Casey’s midnight ASMR whisper sessions 👂😳 to Damien’s obsession with mukbangs and Nick's conspiracy theories (“the earth is flat, fight me”), Casey’s soggy cereal addiction 🥣🤢, and Tommy’s $87 Taco Bell runs 🌮💀… it’s a miracle we’re still allowed to use microphones.

Somewhere in the chaos we discovered:

• Espresso martinis are now breakfast drinks ☕🍸

• Monday naps are a lifestyle, not a choice 😴

• Big Brother might actually control half this group 👁️

• And at least one of us commentates our own NCAA games for practice (you know who you are, Casey).

By the end, things got surprisingly wholesome — like “buy your kid $165 volleyball shoes because you didn’t have them growing up” wholesome. Then immediately got weird again when urinating in the shower somehow made the honorable mentions.

😂 Tune in for the perfect blend of oversharing, self-roasting, and nostalgia — it’s the Mount Rushmore of Guilty Pleasures you didn’t know you needed.

👉 #GroupChatPodcast #MountRushmore #GuiltyPleasures #ASMRAndCircusPeanuts #SoggyCerealGang #EspressoMartiniEnergy #SouthLouisianaChaos

Group Chat Podcast (EP21): LSU Therapy, Saints Pain, and Lane’s Love Life 😂

Group Chat Podcast: LSU Therapy, Saints Pain, and Lane’s Love Life 😂

LSU did the drop-8 waltz in Oxford and decided the best counter was… 34 passing attempts into double teams. Brian Kelly said “practice better,” Joe Sloan said “RPO forever,” and our dent-can Nussmeyer said “red-zone INTs build character.” We break down why running actual Power-I would’ve won by four TDs, how you get out-snapped 84–56 and still lose by five, and whether Van Buren should be the “Taysom package we actually run.”

Then it’s Saints time: celebrated a double-digit cover like a parade 🙃, called the Annexation of Puerto Rico on the goal line (pick, of course), and debated if Taysom Hill has enough juice left to be the human spark plug. Also: the great Rattler (0–10) vs. Tyler Shuck thought experiment and why Kellen Moore might be secretly slow-cooking a tank.

College chaos corner: is Lane Kiffin Florida-curious or just trolling us via his daughter’s transfer portal? Bama revenge game chatter, “exciting whites” in the Giants’ backfield, and why Jackson Dart might chirp himself into a Dome L.

Combat sports detour: James Johnson streamed a scrappy L that looked closer than the cards, Raymond Chacon cashed a feel-good W, and we set the O/U on Jonathan Guidry’s TBA opponent’s losses at 16.5 with a 90-second A-side special.

Ryder Cup postmortem: Team USA pre-gamed the event, Fleetwood Mac stole hearts, and Bryson taught Kevin Hart how to celebrate a 350-yard nuke (family-friendly crotch-grab optional).

Fantasy triage: IRs everywhere, points against through the roof, and yes—your team stinks, but so does everyone else’s. That’s the bit.

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Group Chat Podcast | Middle School Football Week 4, Coach Joe Riley Joins, and Parish Playoff Talk

Group Chat Podcast | Middle School Football Week 4, Coach Joe Riley of Thibodaux Joins us, and Parish Playoff Talk

This week on the Group Chat Podcast, Casey, Nick, and Damien dive into a loaded slate of bayou sports. Special guest Coach Joe Riley of Thibodaux Middle School stops by to share stories from his 25-year coaching journey, what it’s like merging two schools into one program, and how his Warriors are still in the parish title chase. Riley also opens up about standout players, life lessons on the field, the rise of his volleyball squad, and whether he’d ever return to high school sidelines.

The crew breaks down a wild week of middle school football—from Thibodaux’s 28–0 win over Golden Meadow, to Lockport holding strong, to Raceland looking like the team to beat. We debate whether parish football should bring back a playoff/championship system and what it would mean for the kids, coaches, and community.

Expect candid takes on officiating drama, Coach Derek Brunet’s fire on the sidelines, a shoutout to Golden Meadow volleyball for fighting spirit, and a big-picture look at how injuries, matchups, and depth are shaping the parish race.

As always, we thank our sponsors for powering the show: The Blue Boot Foundation, Automotive & Accessories, The Law Office of Tommy J. Badeaux (Better Call Badeaux!), Neal’s Small Engine, DTB Clothing, Lafourche Concert & Events Club, Martin’s AC & Electric, Buzz Off Mosquito Control, and Down South Cards & Bats.

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Group Chat Podcast: Lock'Em Up | From Chad to Cantrell: The Weirdest Betting Logic Ever

🎙️ Lock’Em Up: The Segment That Busts Parlays & Friendships 🎙️

Welcome back to the most toxic corner of the internet—where we pretend we’re sharps, but really we’re just degenerates with Wi-Fi and Venmo.

Last week was a bloodbath: Turtle had to buy a point (because he just knew Tommy was about to tank the ticket), Damien carried the squad like prime Derrick Henry, Nick went full “fade yourself” mode, and the Wheel proved—once again—that it hates the Saints more than Latoya Cantrell haters in traffic court.

This week? We’ve got:

• Alabama vs Vanderbilt: Nick swears Georgia by 20+ is “free money,” which is exactly what Vegas wants him to think.

• Miami vs FSU: Tommy guarantees Miami covers… which means hammer FSU.

• Raiders, Cowboys & Vikings: The NFL side is basically a group therapy session for people who hate their own bets.

• The Parlay: +1162 odds that will almost certainly be ruined by Tommy before kickoff.

Will this be the week we actually hit one? (Spoiler: no.) But if you like chaos, trash talk, and a parlay that pays less than your gas bill—this is your segment.

👉 Lock’Em Up, baby. Where hope goes to die and Turtle still buys the half-point.

Want me to also spin this into a shorter, click-baity Facebook/TikTok style description too?

Group Chat Podcast: Big Blue Breakdown – Week 5 Preview (Tarpons vs ED White)

Big Blue Breakdown – Week 5 Preview

South Lafourche Rolling Into a Test

The Tarpons (3–1) dominated South Terrebonne 44–14 behind another sharp outing from QB Josh Mack, who tossed four TDs and continues to rewrite the school record book. Even without key backs, the “next man up” mentality shined as Dre' Hughes ran for 80 yards and two scores. Defensively, South Lafourche forced turnovers and looked much improved. Now they travel to face ED White (1–3) — a team far tougher than their record suggests after close losses to Jesuit and Holy Cross. Their triple-option attack led by QB Barbera will demand discipline from the Tarpons.

Terrebonne’s Statement Season

Don’t sleep on Terrebonne (4–0). Behind RB Quincy Adams, who already has 836 yards and 13 touchdowns but shockingly no college offers, the Tigers bullied Hahnville last week. They head to powerhouse Destrehan in what could be one of the Bayou’s biggest wins in years if they pull it off.

Spotlight: Vandebilt vs. Lutcher

Another marquee game sees Vandebilt Catholic (4–0) put their unbeaten record on the line against Lutcher (2–2). The Bulldogs started slow but have bounced back with back-to-back wins, and their speed will test a Terrier team that has yet to face a real four-quarter battle. Adding to the stage — Vandebilt will retire Elijah McGuire’s jersey on Friday night.

Group Chat Podcast: Week 3 – Middle School Football Spotlight: Lockport’s Culture Shift

Week 3 – Middle School Football Spotlight: Lockport’s Culture Shift

This week on the Group Chat Podcast, we turn the spotlight to the unbeaten Lockport Pirates (3–0) and welcome head coach Jacob Roby fresh off a program-defining 12–6 OT win over Thibodaux. We relive the pivotal moments: Thibodaux’s opening-kick return for a score, Lockport’s in-game adjustments, and the overtime tush-push answer followed by a goal-line stand that sealed it. Coach Roby walks us through the defensive masterclass engineered by DC Ryan Naquin, the leadership of multi-year starter QB Noah Wylie, and a seasoned offensive line that set the tone all night.

We zoom out to the Parish picture—Lockport and Raceland tied at 3–0 atop the standings—while noting how this Pirates group has turned belief into identity with a true “team over me” mentality. Coach Roby updates us on team health, the short-week cadence ahead (Sixth Ward, LCO, then Golden Meadow and Raceland), and why the staff is laser-focused on avoiding the “eat the cheese” trap as the Pirates chase a Parish title.

Plus, a quick whip-around of other middle-school results (Golden Meadow’s gritty finish, EDW finding stride, LCO’s fight) and what it all means for a talent pipeline that could have South Lafourche & Central Lafourche smiling for years. If you love culture wins, trench play, and composure, this episode is your blueprint.

Group Chat Podcast: EP20 | LSU vs. Ole Miss Chaos, Saints at the Guillotine, Ozempic Zion & Fair Food Philosophy

Group Chat Podcast | LSU vs. Ole Miss Chaos, Saints at the Guillotine, Ozempic Zion & Fair Food Philosophy

Thursday night got unhinged fast 😅 Casey, Nick, Tommy and Damien (running on Pedialyte and spite) dive headfirst into a spicy slate: LSU heads to Oxford to bully a D2 legend named Trinidad Chambliss (Ferris Bueller State, probably) while Lane Kiffin allegedly sends his daughter to infiltrate Wit Weeks’ heart. We argue whether the Tigers go vanilla again or unleash Ju'Juan Johnson Season, roast the O-line for turning Nuss into a crash test dummy, and drop a stat bomb that makes Lane look like a Top-25 tourist. Then it’s Saints @ Bills: the Amazon truck finally delivered the meltdown, so can Kellen Moore duct-tape it together or nah? Ryder Cup talk features Coach O starting “USA!” chants and the rumor mill saying DJT might show—choose your walking buddy wisely. And yes, we debate Skinny Zion: did the Pelicans just trade bully ball for brittle ball? Expect Ozempic jokes, shoe slander, and a painfully honest play-in percentage. Plus: Hurricane Festival hype (TVs WILL be on, calm down), mailbag pot-shots, and our sponsors getting more love than Florida’s offense gets first downs.

Highlights you’ll argue about:

• “Piss on Ole Miss” energy vs. backup-QB voodoo 🐯

• Wit Weeks playing chess while Lane plays checkers ♟️

• Can LSU run it when it’s not Southeastern? (…yikes)

• Saints: 15.5-point dogs and still a Survivor pool landmine 🦬

• Coach O + Ryder Cup = patriot cardio 🇺🇸

• Ozempic Zion: from Oliver Miller to shooting guard cosplay 🏀

• Dabo’s portal allergy & Florida’s buyout blues 😬

• Hurricane Fest > excuses (we’ve got TVs, boudin, and Wi-Fi) 🎡

Call to action: Drop your LSU-Ole Miss score, your Saints pain scale (1–“block the punt” to 10–“missed extra point”), and your best Skinny Zion meme. Like, share, tag a friend who still thinks Lane ain’t a crybaby.

#GeauxTigers #WhoDat #RyderCup #Pels #HurricaneFestival #DTB

Group Chat Podcast: Lock'em Up | ⚖️ Illegal Trick Plays, Bad Beats, and the Most Toxic Parlay on the Internet

🎲 LOCK’EM UP: PICKS & PARLAY 🎲

Welcome back to the segment that’s basically the drunk uncle of sports betting — sometimes hilarious, sometimes sad, and somehow still sitting at the kids’ table.

Last week, by the grace of God, bad referees, and a kid breaking loose for a garbage-time touchdown, the boys actually hit a college football parlay. That’s right — if you tailed us, you bought lunch. If you faded us, you probably bought a boat.

This week? Turtle’s out and Tommy’s in, which means we’ve benched our starter and are now running with the podcast equivalent of a backup long snapper. Tommy swears he’s ready. We swear we’re broke.

Casey is still recovering from being robbed by a player prop one yard short for the 47th week in a row. Nick’s entire betting strategy is “fade myself,” and yet somehow he’s still under .500. Meanwhile, Tommy’s out here pretending the Bucs are a dynasty because Todd Bowles once made Jalen Hurts cry.

We’ve got it all:

• Parlay slips that belong in a police evidence locker 🧾

• Nick hijacking the segment to plug his “side bets” that never hit 🎯

• Damien dry heaving on a bathroom floor at 1 a.m. while sweating out a Colorado game 🤮

• Tommy channeling his “wizard” alter ego to pick Ivy League football 🧙‍♂️

• Tommy casually nuking everyone’s bankroll like Lane Kiffin’s daughter nukes an LSU linebacker

And the best part? Every parlay comes down to the final leg… and we lose it. Every. Single. Time.

So should you ride with us? Maybe. Should you fade us? Definitely. Should you watch this segment just to see our dignity get stuffed at the goal line week after week? Absolutely.

💸 Lock’Em Up Picks & Parlay — because we’re not giving betting advice, we’re giving you content. And there’s a big difference. 🎰🔥

Group Chat Podcast: Big Blue Breakdown - Preview | Week 4

High School Football Spotlight – Bayou Rivalries & Big Matchups

The Group Chat Podcast dives deep into the Friday night lights down the bayou. We break down last week’s instant classic between South Lafourche and Central Lafourche, a 42–41 thriller that reminded everyone why rivalries matter. From standout performances like “Meathead” carrying the load to Baby J’s breakout night, we analyze how the Tarpons pulled it off and where they still need to improve.

Then we look ahead to South Lafourche’s homecoming showdown against the undefeated South Terrebonne Gators. Can the Tarpons’ physical offensive line and balanced attack slow down a defense that’s posted two shutouts in three games? We set the stage for what promises to be one of the biggest matchups of the season.

We also shine the spotlight on Terrebonne High School, one of the hottest teams in the region. The Tigers have been rolling behind a dominant offensive line, a pair of explosive running backs, and a defense that refuses to back down. Their clash with Hahnville is shaping up to be a statement game, one that could prove whether Terrebonne belongs among the state’s elite this season. With a mix of star power and toughness in the trenches, Coach Tyler Lewis’ squad is quickly becoming a must-watch program every Friday night.

Plus, we take a tour around the bayou to highlight other key area games, from Lutcher’s gritty win to Ellender’s dominant performance.

High school football is at its best when tradition, intensity, and community collide—and this week, it’s all happening under the Friday night lights.