Group Chat Podcast

GCP (S2, E4) - The Summer of Corporate Casey, the Episode Nobody Asked for

The boys are back... well, half the boys.

With Nick and Tommy missing in action, Casey and Damien take the wheel for a two-man edition of the Group Chat Podcast, which somehow goes exactly as you'd expect.

The guys dive into the South Lafourche softball coaching drama, discuss why Facebook comment sections should probably require a license, debate tax reform despite admitting they're wildly unqualified, and wonder if Grand Isle town meetings are secretly performance art.

Along the way they tackle:
🏀 Flash TDC League updates
🥎 The coaching carousel nobody asked for
🎣 Blue Boot Bombs taking over Louisiana sports
🏀 Golden Meadow's new basketball court
🏆 James Harden slander
🎤 Coach O's return to LSU
📱 Facebook drama correspondents (applications now being accepted)
💍 Broadcasting live from Kyle's wedding
🚨 And approximately 47 other topics

It's an hour of sports, community talk, questionable opinions, and enough rabbit trails to make a GPS quit.

No script. No plan. No Nick. No Tommy. Just Casey and Damien trying to keep the train on the tracks.

#GroupChatPodcast #OneMoreRoundStudios #BayouSports #FlashTDCLeague #SouthLafourche #LouisianaSports #PopUpPodcast #CorporateCasey #CommunityServiceDamien

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast – S2, E3 Segment: “What Would You Rather?” (aka Psychological Warfare)

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast – S2, E3

Segment: “What Would You Rather?” (aka Psychological Warfare)

Welcome back to the most unserious serious debate on the internet.

This week, the Group Chat takes a simple game and turns it into a full-blown argument that somehow includes:

• questionable life choices
• unnecessary confidence
• and at least one person defending something they absolutely should not be defending

💀 The question sounds easy… until it’s not:
Would you rather deal with love bugs that bite like gnats… OR have love bug season last 12 months a year?

Yeah… exactly.

What starts as a harmless “would you rather” quickly spirals into:
👉 people changing their answers mid-sentence
👉 someone getting irrationally angry about bugs
👉 and a debate that lasts WAY longer than it should

No facts. No research. Just vibes, bad takes, and elite-level arguing.

🎧 If you’ve ever yelled at your friends over something completely pointless… this segment is for you.

👇 Drop your answer in the comments (and be ready to get roasted for it)

🎸 Group Chat Podcast (S2, E3) – Mount Rushmore: Best Dad Rock Band of All Time

🎸 Group Chat Podcast (S2, E3) – Mount Rushmore: Best Dad Rock Band of All Time

This one got LOUD… and slightly aggressive 😂

The boys dive headfirst into the ultimate Dad Rock debate, where logic goes out the window and nostalgia takes over. It starts off simple… until one pick sparks a full-blown barroom flashback:

🍻 A legendary story about “Big Steve” — the OG concert menace who would crush 1,000 beers and DEMAND AC/DC no matter who was on stage. Play it? You’re legends. Don’t? You’re TRASH. Simple.

From there, it turns into a heated debate of hit-after-hit bands, including a passionate defense of Foreigner as the most underrated killers in classic rock history.

🎤 Is AC/DC the undisputed king of dad rock?
🎤 Is Foreigner actually the sneaky #1 pick?
🎤 And which bands are getting WAY too much credit??

No rules. No structure. Just grown men yelling about bands their dads played in the truck.

👇 Drop your Mount Rushmore of Dad Rock in the comments and be ready to defend it.

#DadRock #ACDC #Foreigner #ClassicRock #MountRushmore #GroupChatPodcast #FunnyPodcast #Debate #FYP

Group Chat Podcast (S2, E3) | Not Mott's Mailbag "The Internet Should NOT Have Given Us These Questions"

Welcome back to Not Mott’s Mailbag…
aka “We asked AI for questions and immediately regretted it.”

Powered by pure chaos (and ChatGPT), this segment starts off innocent… and then goes completely off the rails.

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🤯 WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT

• Would you want to know the exact date you die… or just live in blissful ignorance?
• What age officially makes you “old” (and why everyone over 40 is catching strays)
• Would you rather:
  • Stop brushing your teeth 😬
  • OR stop wiping your ass 🤢
• Cajun uncles vs high school coaches trash talk debate
• The most overrated Louisiana festivals (we said what we said)
• Why outsiders absolutely ruin crawfish culture
• And somehow… we debated whether a nutria could beat 50 crawfish

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🚨 THEN IT GOT WEIRD… FAST

Because this is where things spiraled:

• “If aliens landed in Lafourche… what confuses them first?”
• “What would you change rain into?” (someone said tacos… terrible idea)
• “Would you be late forever or early forever?” (anxiety kicked in)

AND THEN…

We somehow ended up in:
👉 The most insane hypothetical legal case ever
👉 A full debate about Siamese twins, marriage, and custody
👉 And a conversation that probably gets us banned in 3 countries

 

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💀 BOTTOM LINE

This segment has:
✔ Zero structure
✔ Questionable morals
✔ Life decisions you should NOT follow
✔ And at least 3 moments where we should’ve stopped talking

But didn’t.

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🎧 WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH

If you like:

• Random debates
• Dark humor
• Louisiana chaos
• And friends arguing like idiots

This is your episode.

Group Chat Podcast (S2,E3) | “NBA is Cooked, Saints are Hurt, Boxing is Chaos 😂

The Group Chat Podcast is BACK… and this episode went completely off the rails.

We start with the NFL Draft and immediately realize the Saints are building a hospital roster instead of a football team. If your WR1 and WR2 need matching hospital beds… is it even a rebuild anymore??

Then we jump into the NBA playoffs where:

• OKC is apparently unbeatable
• The Knicks are doing Knicks things
• And somehow we’ve all watched a total of 6 minutes combined

So yeah… expert analysis as always.

BUT THEN…

We get into Bayou Brawling weekend and things escalate FAST:

• A guy fought with no teeth and no mouthpiece (yes, seriously)
• A main event ended in a DQ that nobody understands
• Fans nearly caused a full-on riot
• And the night ended with police escorts and “don’t leave the room” warnings

Just your normal Friday/Saturday in Louisiana.

Oh—and somewhere in the middle of all this:

• We debated Saved by the Bell trivia like it mattered
• Argued about pizza sauce
• And questioned if the Pelicans should just… move cities

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🎧 SEGMENTS IN THIS EPISODE

• Saints draft reactions (aka medical evaluations)
• NBA playoff frauds & contenders
• Bayou Brawling recap + Zane Marks controversy
• Mount Rushmore + What Would You Rather
• Random chaos that somehow makes sense

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🧠 BOTTOM LINE

This episode has:
✔ Bad takes
✔ Great takes
✔ Fights
✔ Almost fights
✔ And zero structure

Just how GCP likes it.

Group Chat Podcast (S2.E2): “Freezer Burn Pre-Fight + DTB Sports Rundown”

The Group Chat Podcast is BACK and completely off the rails in Episode 2. No script, no plan… just vibes and chaos.

Casey and Damien hold it down with a full Down The Bayou sports rundown, breaking down All-Region teams, coaching shakeups, and why the talent around here is just built different. If you love local hoops talk… you’re getting it. If you don’t… you’re still getting it.

Then things take a turn.

Freezer Burnt joins the show 24 HOURS before fight night and proceeds to:

• Call out his opponent
• Guarantee a win (respectfully disrespectfully)
• Break down his “4-piece combo” like it’s a Popeyes special
• Confirm that half of Lockport is pulling up

We also get into:

• LSU panic season (for no reason as usual)
• Wrestling takes that may or may not be accurate
• Random ChatGPT questions that spiral the show into nonsense
• And somehow… Burger King sponsorship opportunities

At some point, we go from serious sports talk… to debating life, fighting, and why some people probably shouldn’t be allowed near a boxing ring.

Moral of the episode:
If you came for structure… you’re in the wrong place.
If you came for laughs, local takes, and pure Group Chat energy… welcome home.

“GCP Season 2 Premiere: The Train Rolls In 🚂 | Golf, Fights & Bayou Stories”

Season 2 of the Group Chat Podcast is officially HERE — and we’re coming back stronger, faster, and way more consistent.

Gone are the 5-hour marathons… we’re bringing you tighter episodes packed with everything you love: sports, stories, debates, and straight DTB energy.

In this premiere episode, the crew is back together and hitting on everything:

• 🏌️ Masters recap — Rory McIlroy goes back-to-back and holds off Scottie Scheffler
• 🍻 Wild weekend stories (including one of the greatest DTB wedding menus ever)
• 🧠 Debates on viral moments, fan behavior, and “bro code vs real life”
• 🔥 And the return of classic Group Chat chaos

🚂 MAIN EVENT: Zane “The Train” Marks Interview
We sit down with one of the most exciting fighters to ever come out of the Bayou — Zane “The Train” Marks — as he talks:

• His upcoming fight in Gretna
• His journey through adversity and redemption
• Getting back in the ring after everything he’s been through
• Why he’s fighting with a whole new mindset

From local fight stories to national sports takes, this episode sets the tone for what Season 2 is all about:

👉 More consistency. More energy. Same unfiltered Group Chat.

Tap in, share it, and let’s roll.

Group Chat Podcast - Mount Rushmore: The GOAT Louisiana Seasons We’ll Defend Forever

This week’s Mount Rushmore segment, proudly sponsored by Precision Agri-Spray, asked a simple question with an impossible answer:

👉 What are the GOAT Louisiana sports team seasons of all time?

What followed was pure chaos.

From the obvious (2019 LSU football) to the deeply personal (1998 undefeated Tulane, 2000 Saints, 98 Saints for reasons no one can defend), this Mount Rushmore had everything:
• Childhood core memories
• Questionable stat checks
• Saints trauma
• LSU baseball rule-changing dominance
• CP3 lobs, Gorilla Ball, cha-ching Saints, and bayou high school legends
• And at least one pick made strictly out of spite

This is not a rankings show.
This is not objective.
This is a group therapy session disguised as a Mount Rushmore.

If you agree with the list — you’re lying.
If you hate the list — perfect, that’s the point.

🎧 Sponsored by Precision Agri-Spray
💬 Argue with us in the comments
⚜️ God bless… and go Tarps

GCP: Pick'em & Parlay (Wk:13) - We Took Each Other to Court Over a Google Form Pick

🚨 DO NOT TAIL THIS PARLAY… UNLESS YOU ENJOY LOSING MONEY WITH FRIENDS. 🚨

Welcome to Group Chat Podcast: Pick’Em & Parlay, where:
– We build cursed 4-leg parlays we know won’t hit
– We hold fake court over Google forms
– And grown men beg a spinning wheel to decide their fate.

This week’s episode is absolute degeneracy:

🏈 The College Parlay from Hell
The boys put together a 4-leg college football parlay and literally tell the audience:

“This is the one to NOT put in your parlay at home.”
Picks include:

• OU to beat Mizzou by more than a touchdown 🥴

• UConn -7.5 behind a QB named Joe Fagnano that nobody had heard of 10 minutes earlier

• Jacksonville State -1.5 in a “small-town Saturday night” Sun Belt showdown

• North Texas vs Rice over 55.5 because “your boy Morris scores a lot”
  All that for +1361… aka a $5 donation to FanDuel with fake hope attached.

🏈 NFL Parlay: Truckin’, Shuckin’ & Bad Life Choices
Then they head to the NFL and it somehow gets dumber:

• 49ers -7 vs Panthers because “they’ll gold-mine their way to a win”

• Jaguars -2.5 vs Cardinals as the “favorite pick”… which guarantees it loses

• Tyler Shough over 8.5 rushing yards because “he’s gonna be running for his life”

• Chase Brown over 53.5 rushing yards since “he’ll hit that by halftime”
  By the end, Nick proudly admits he’s basically made a weekly tithe to FanDuel.

⚖️ THE COURT CASE: Google Form vs On-Air Pick
We get an actual fake trial because:
– Casey picked the Eagles on the sheet 🦅
– But “AI doctored video” had him saying Lions on air 🦁
So now the show is arguing:

“Does the Google form count as the contract…
or does the sports media personality’s actual on-air pick count more?”
Tommy goes full attorney, Casey goes full “objection,” the Wizard goes full “both of you are losers,” and the Wheel becomes the judge, jury, and executioner.

🎡 THE WHEEL OF DESTINY (AND PAIN)
– The Wheel decides who’s right
– The Wheel decides Chiefs vs Colts
– The Wheel decides Georgia Tech vs Pitt
– The Wheel decides who gets to brag for 24 hours in the group chat
If you’ve ever screamed “RIGGED!” at your TV, you will spiritually connect with this segment.

🐯 LSU vs Western Kentucky & Saints vs Falcons Meltdown
They break down:

• LSU -21.5 vs Western Kentucky, with half the panel terrified of Van Buren at QB and the other half just cheering for the defense to drag them across the finish line

• Falcons vs Saints, with Shough slander, “let’s get shucked up” jokes, and a full political monologue featuring LaToya vs Stacey Abrams for absolutely no reason
  Somehow this all ends in overtime scenarios, last-second field goals, and a rant about “some jackass on Facebook” taking pictures of fans in opposing jerseys.

All backed by the official sponsors of chaos:
Buzz Off Mosquito Control, Down South Cards & Bats, Lafourche Concert & Events Club, DTB Clothing, Blue Boot Foundation, Martin’s AC & Electric, Neil’s Small Engine, Performance Automotive & Accessories, Better Call Badeaux, and Precision Agra Spray.

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If you like:
✅ Horrible gambling logic
✅ Fake court cases over pick’em rules
✅ A wheel deciding your sports happiness
✅ Quotes like “lock up the puppies” and “truckin’ and shuckin’”

🎧 Hit play on this week’s “Pick’Em & Parlay” and tag your friend who thinks he’s a sharp but is really just Nick donating to FanDuel every week.

#GroupChatPodcast #PickEmAndParlay #FadeUs #WheelCourt #TruckinAndShuckin #LockUpThePuppies

🗿 Mount Rushmore: Athletes Who Looked Out of Shape… But Cooked Everybody Anyway

🗿 Mount Rushmore: Athletes Who Looked Out of Shape… But Cooked Everybody Anyway

Presented by Precision AgraSpray (they spray crops, not hamstrings)

If you’ve ever watched sports and thought:

“There’s no way that dude runs faster than me…”
and then he drops 30, hits 3 homers, or knocks someone into 1947 — this episode is for you.

This week, the boys debate the greatest athletes who looked like they’d lose a footrace to a recliner but STILL dominated their sport. And yes, feelings were hurt. Muting occurred. Google was abused.

Top moments include:

🍕 Charles Barkley – “Round Mound of Rebound,” ate like eight pizzas at a time and still baptized people in the paint.
🍔 Cecil Fielder – The Detroit Tigers legend who looked like he trained at Golden Corral and still smashed 50 homers.
🚬 John Daly – Golfed with diet soda in one hand and America's respect in the other.
🍺 Babe Ruth – Apparently only 215 lbs, which means either his scale was a liar or 1920s hotdogs had steroids in them.
🥱 Nikola Jokic – Moves like he just woke up from a nap but is the best basketball player since Kobe.
🥃 David Wells – Pitched a perfect game looking like he ate the other pitcher.
🍩 Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon – Hit a home run once and the internet shut down.
🍞 Jared Lorenzen – The Hefty Lefty, the Pillsbury Throwboy, an American hero. RIP.
🧀 Cici Sabathia – Captain Cheeseburger himself.
🍀 Butterbean – The Alabama pound-for-pound king of four-round brawls.
⚽ Diego Maradona – 5’2”, 275 lbs, and still better at soccer than all of us combined.

Honorable mentions included: Refrigerator Perry, Moe Vaughn, Escalade from AND1, Sebastian Janikowski (the only kicker built like a nightclub bouncer), and even Donald Trump, champion golfer in his own mind.

🔥 Arguments broke out.
🔥 People got muted.
🔥 Someone said Babe Ruth wasn't fat enough (disrespectful but hilarious).
🔥 Case law was nearly cited.

If you’ve ever believed deep in your heart that you too could be a professional athlete if they’d just let you warm up properly, this segment is your truth.

➡️ Tap play. Laugh. Send to a friend built like Bartolo Colon.
#MountRushmore #ThiccLegends #BuiltDifferent #GroupChatPodcast